It's a romantic time of year, chumps! And YOU have NOBODY! WAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry, you can always BUY MY LOVE on my Ko-fi!

Enough evil-posting, you've probably been wondering where I've been and what I've been up to as I haven't been posting to Newgrounds much! Well, I finally hit 1k on Twitter, and have been doing a lot of little projects to celebrate that! If you wanna check out what I've done so far, from bootleg Twitter Blue to rubber hose collabs, click here for the thread!

I've also been focusing on my YouTube channel, where I've started making unboxing videos on stuff I really enjoy, like Collector's Editions of Games or Strange Art Projects I Own, check out those too if a Scottish guy yapping about an art collective he likes or video games he vibes with sounds interesting to you! But even if that isn't your cup of tea, I believe my CHAMPION CONTENT of original creation shitposts will at least give you a giggle! if you somehow enjoy all the videos I make, you can get BONUS videos and exclusive access to behind-the-scenes in the discord for £1 a month! Higher tiers get you in the credits of the videos!

Now, the reason I'm back on newgrounds for Valentines is simple: I WANT YOU ALL TO LOVE YOURSELF!

I want you to shill your work to get yourself some attention for your work! So go to this post here and show off your work! Commissions, projects, videos, games, whatever you want to show off and I'll boost your work!

So yeah, get to SHILLING YOURSELF!!! and uh, I'll try to post here more, but no promises, I'm a graphic designer at heart but posting that work doesn't do too well here (or twitter really, lol), so drawings come out randomly for me!

Have a ROTTEN VALENTINES, CHUMPS! Remember, LOVE YOURSELF!

Yeah, yeah, I know! Haven't been active here much cause I've been not drawing! Have been making plenty of graphic design stuff with my "Daily Smash Bros Icon" series over on Twitter! But enough boring stuff...

A NEW SERVER COLLAB FOR CANNOLICORD! We're gonna be drawing our OCs and Sonas in the Pizza Tower style going from idling in Peppino's Pizza to striking a pose to show off! I'll be making it a big ol' video showing off everyone's taunts! Wanna join in on the fun? Jump into my server by clicking this link!

Sorry I haven’t been active here folks, I’ve been a busy boney boy! But to celebrate this fabulous holiday, have a collab my server did!

Check out the piece on twitter, and if you wanna join our discord for future collab, here’s a link to the server! Discord

ClosedSky, a well-known and trusted CCC selling platform has teamed up with Kan-oli Shop Services in order for our fans to buy our first-ever CCC project backed by the CannoliChain! For our easy mark process, click the shop tab and view our wonderful collection!

Check out our very active social media here! ClosedSky's Twitter and why don't you buy a coin yourself?

Buy now, chums!

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Again, another new item instead of something already in my collection! ...I've said this before, haven't I? So here we have... Um... When did I... Huh.

I don't remember buying this... Wait, I know this game! It's [REDACTED]

Alright, enough funny, I backed Numskull Designs, Polybius Arcade Cabinet! (Which is just a really really fancy USB Power Hub, but I adore it!). It was successfully funded September 27, 2020 so it's been a year coming but man, it's worth it! Hooked it up my other with Quarter Arcade, which will probably be it's own week in the future! You can actually find my name on the machine when it's powered on (I can't lmao)

Where the hell were you, Cannoli?

Yeah... Sorry guys. Kinda had a rough existed for awhile. Had to can my egg jam game too due to this. To make a long story short:

• Didn't get my results for my HND on results day
• College basically said I didn't submit any of the work when I did
• Due to this, couldn't my place in Uni
• Had to send 10000000000 emails to get the situation sorted
• and my mum caught covid again during all this

But, in the end... finally, FINALLY got it sorted and I'm going to Uni now! Yay! So, I'm back! in style! and I'll be announcing a new game project in my server soon! and I'll be adding some cool pins to my kofi soon too!

Welcome back to the worst blog on the internet.

Again, another new item instead of something already in my collection cause I thought it was coming on the 9th of August but it was next day delivery!

1. So first: a box, that was in a cardboard one before this
2. Opening the box, a mario letter, that looks like a mini-box...
3. Removing this letter that just has paper work and a book advertising the watch I LITERALLY own, 2 boxes!
4. The smaller box has the other red straps in it, very slick
5. Removing the bigger box, you would never guess what happens next: it's a slip in a slip covering the box.
6. FINALLY, the bloody watch, after 12 years of unboxing

Now, I know it's stupid to own this thing and actually wear it daily but I needed a new watch, wanting to keep up my steps more and I'd rather have it in my hands than a bloody reseller. And I'll show off all the new animations they add for the wahoo man himself! look at him go, I've trapped this beloved mascot on my wrist, how wonderful!

What you up to Cannoli?

Well, after I finish my shift at work tomorrow, gonna be focusing my time on the NEWGROUNDS GAME JAM, WHICH HAS A GREAT THEME: EGG

Got a rough idea in my head of what I'll do, but still only an idea.

Oh, and I'm trying to switch from my ipad to a drawing tablet so any art program suggestions will be very much appreciated, really use to procreate but I know I need to move on lol. anyway, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy my ramblings. have an egg for your troubles.

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Right, so... I'm Count Cannoli, Wario: Master of Disguise Villain, so you'd think I'd start off with something Wario Related, no? Well, I bloody well was until this came in the mail today!

SO I GUESS I'LL TALK ABOUT NO MORE HEROES THEN FUCK.

Aight so this bad boy of a bundle was done by limited run games, called "March 12th Mega-Bundle", real cool people, owe me my monkey island collector's edition. That'll be a future episode hopefully.

Right so No More Heroes? Really fucking cool series, absolutely adore it. One is good, two is even better... apart the final boss but shhhhh. Mister Sir Henry Motherfucker Cooldown is the best character and has the best theme, but this is a banger too. Cannot wait for 3 coming out, looks to be super fucking cool and I'm loving that "intergalactic" they're going for this time around, hope it's gonna absolutely balls to the wall. Travis Strikes Back is also an amazing experience too, highly you suggest you play that spin-off too!

Aight, enough item talk, what am I actually doing here on NG?

Well honestly, I just wanna be a part of newgrounds culture, be apart of something bigger and cozy cause this place honestly is a way more appealing than most social medias, don't know why I didn't try it before now, basically grew up on newgrounds content that was reuploaded to YouTube without credit so I never check the place out as a wee lad. So I wanna right that wrong and be here now!

So I'm gonna make games! I'm a game dev after all! (supposedly...)) Got my foot in the door here with Pico Character Creator! and I'll upload personal projects on here, currently working on a Blocco Game that's inspired by classic ZX Spectrum games and I'm learning Pico-8 which is fun too, that'll also be a Blocco game cause he's my cubic platforming son, mostly learning it cause I got sick of people saying "oh unity game no work on my browser" and somehow Pioc-8 works on everything and mobile!

So thank you for reading my ramblings you lovely people! I hope you all have a wonderful day or night! Oh, and expect more drawings and stuff from me too! See ya!

Cause I quite like newgrounds and it lets me just write about stuff like a blog, I will treat it like one! So every Friday from now will be just talking about general life stuff, my current game development progress and other nonsense, and then I'll end it with an item of the week that I own cause I have a bunch of stupid shit that I love lmao, so hopefully you can look forward to that! Have a good day now people of newgrounds!

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First time celebrating one, so me and my mate @Keeby10 made a wee game! Pico Character Creator! a little dress up game featuring a ton of references, original music by @SodaMindReader and bad code cleaned up by @CrystalClod! Give it a try if you have the time!

Play our game here! I promise it's neat!